Stanley Steamer

Poop on the rug, crap in the lap.

She was tired of the usual Cleveland Steamers so she had me give her a Stanley Steamer.

by Hot C@rl November 9, 2006

Mersey steamer

Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.

Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

gilligan steamer

Where the guy eats the food, then poops it back out, then the girl eats it.

We're stranded on a island, so steve took a gilligan steamer to conserve food for marsha.

by Steve and Marsha February 12, 2008

Screamers

The breast on a woman in a very ample size.

"Dude, she had somes screamers!"

by Simon Birtch January 12, 2012

streaker

A person with shit stains on their tighty-whiteys.

Sara is very clean person and she could never date a streaker

by MAatt April 8, 2004

stanly steamer

when a male and female have sex in a steam room, and both have overly grown body hair, and it becomes steamy.

we had a stanly steamer in the steam room.

by blaine hughesss January 28, 2009

screamer

two for the poo and one for the goo, two fingers in the ass hole one on the cooter

i gave her a screamer but she loved it and wanted more

by bigdumbanimal July 7, 2004