5 Minutes Into Sunday

Verb/Noun;

You just dropped acid a hour and a half ago and you’re peaking. It’s 12:05 AM and you’re feeling at ur best. You’re 5 minutes into sunday.

“mann i feel 5 minutes into sunday rn..”

by Konqueso May 29, 2021

Salami sunday

It's that time of the week when it's time to get down and dirty

Yo, you ready? Ready for what. Salami Sunday.

by Chrijosh July 13, 2021

Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul

“happy wet banana sunday”
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”

by justgotchocolateimokaynow July 9, 2023

me on sunday nights

What your friend says for no reason

Me on Sunday nights!

by Me on Sunday nights March 8, 2017

Crispy Scott Sunday

When you're fucking a man up the ass and he tries to stop you by forcing a poop out to send up your urethra, but you at the same time ejaculate as hard as you can to counter the flow.

"Man I tried to rape me in prison but I gave him a Crispy Scott Sunday and he surely regretted trying to poop up my dickhole

by Slylock October 15, 2019

Send It Sunday

A collaboration of absolute G’s gathering at church on a Sunday night for Sunday service.. vroom vroom we’re elite

Guy 1: “Yo”
Guy 2: “Yo, you hitting send it Sunday this week G?”
Guy 1: “of course cuzzeh”

by FishSwim254 April 29, 2025

there's a first Sunday in every month

Just because something has never happened, doesn't mean it won't ever happen.

" I've never and will never kiss a man with a mustache."
"There's a first Sunday in every month."

by Tee Lady July 23, 2022