seybertown sluts

Females that constantly party during the summer by the river. These females won't give you the time of day unless you own a boat. The only time they'll hang out with you during the day is if you give them a ride on your boat. Alcohol definitely has to be provided for them along the journey. In the evening time when the parties are going on, these types of girls typically show up in birkenstocks, denim ass shorts, either wearing a hoodie or a tube top. They're normally sunburned or have their skin pealing, wavy and dried out hair, and you can smell the river scent on them a mile away. They typically ditch their boating guys towards the end of the night to run off with some drug addict that's willing to give them his free drug supply in exchange for sex. In conclusion, it's not difficult to spot one of them, they typically have nothing going on in their lives, and won't settle down unless some desperate man is willing to provide for them.
Hey, how did Jordan show up with all these woman?
I mean.. he does have a boat?
Oh that's right, those must be the Seybertown sluts!
Yeah.. Can't you smell that they brought the river scent with them?
For sure! I feel bad for whoever hooks up with one of those losers..
by sneakydudedictionary December 06, 2019
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free slut

a second girl you get without having to cheat on your first girlfriend because your girlfriend is bisexual and she already is interested in you.
guy 1; hey did you see that chris has 2 girls kissing him

guy 2 ; yea i know he has a free slut
by asian sensation5570 October 23, 2011
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Pregnant slut

A girl that, while 8 or 9 months pregnant, will swallow multiple loads of spunk from different men and often let them film it.
Guy 1: Katie is such a pregnant slut!
Guy 2: I know! She swallowed my cum!
Guy 1: She swallowed mine as well! There was so much!
by The Biggest Load August 27, 2022
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Hawaiian Slut

One part 99 Bananas, one part Malibu Rum, topped of with sprite and cranberry juice.
"hey girl, make me a Hawaiian Slut"
by Shine on this January 01, 2017
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Doomsday slut

A person that has surpassed all levels of slut, and has achieved the highest degree of gold digging to the point where they might end the world.
"Holy shit! It's the god damn Doomsday slut!"
by Professor Bonquafious July 16, 2022
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Slut sash

Leaving a trail of hickies from your partners shoulder to the opposite hip. Ex. Right shoulder to left hip
He took his shirt off at the pool and Sarah had given him a slut sash.
by Lpab January 23, 2017
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Jaba the Slut

a fat girl in the club who will aggressively try to hook up with guys, and block them from hooking up with her cute friends when she gets rejected - a very jealous, dangerous creature that should be respected and never handled
I am not winging Jaba the Slut tonight so you can hook up with her big boobed blonde friend!
by j-spot March 15, 2005
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