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seahorse relationship

It is a romantic relationship that is the complete opposite of a normal relationship where the women does all the work for the man and the man expects to be served in this relationship the women eats the mans ass during sex instead of the other way around and in rare instances the man gets pregnant these relationships usually don’t last very long because the women is sick of the mans shit literally and figuratively
Wait she paid for his meal I hope they don’t have a seahorse relationship
by Lolimachickenn January 10, 2020
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Relationship impact

Can be used for a newly found relationship or a really bad break up, its basicly either when a friend has just gotten into a relationship and WILL NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THERE FUCKING PARTNER or, when they break up and it wwIII, they will eye eachother out, get there friends involved and start a massive facebook fight THAT WILL SPAM YOUR NOTIFICATIONS BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBOBLY THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE GETTING TAGED IN THIS SHIT!
1) damn it, stacy gonna ask out tim and were gonna get the relationship impact because we put up with her shit
2) watch out, tim just cheated on stacy, prepare for the relationship impact
by Mishamisha June 4, 2015
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Relationship

Two ppl who are unsure of wat they want,

trying to pretend they're in love
Anne: "Why are they still together if they're always fighting"

James: because they're in a *relationship*
by 268Carrot June 19, 2021
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Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.
Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?
by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012
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Relationship -

A Relationship - is a relationship with all it's up and downs, emotionality and fights and presents to excuse for bad habits, just without the sex.

A relationship - is the opposite of a friendship +.
A:" Do you know Steph and Chris? They have been friends for so long, they are basically living in a relationship -."

B:"Yes, they fight and they make up and they give gifts to each other but they just aren't interested in a relationship with the other , this is totally a ln example of a relationship -!"
by Patpatcat :3 August 16, 2017
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relationship Kyle

A man named Kyle who claims he doesn’t do relationships but in reality he does. Side note usually chews with his mouth open and blames it on his jaw. Also probably one of the most ignorant people you can encounter.
by Slime’n nigga November 10, 2019
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Relationship Vampire

A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. Usually a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.
That guy is a relationship vampire. He won’t ever have a girlfriend and will probably never get married.
by Sheila V. October 21, 2020
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