Toxic Relationship

Mian and Kaleb

Kaleb: *venting*
Mian: Youre in a toxic relationship
Kaleb: SO ARE YOU!

by druwl October 29, 2021

Open relationship

A relationship where it's okay to cheat, but it's not okay, because you never really decided it was okay in the first place. A person in an open relationship doesnt see the havoc this adds to their life.

Female in open relationship- You can touch my tits. I'd let your brother/sister touch my tits too.

Guy in open relationship- You can lick my nutsack. Your sister can lick my nutsack too. We'll just trade.

Girl in open relationship- You're disgusting, I cant believe we got in an open relationship.

Guy in open relationship- The relationship is based off your template, not mine.

What happened to there being someone for everyone? If you know you're going to end up sticking with a decision (when you dont allow yourself a way out of it), you'll make sure you made the right one with no regrets. Right or wrong, you don't stay stuck with indecision, doing the wrong thing (everything happens for a reason, everything leads to what comes next) is sometimes the way to go if you're not stuck anymore after that.

by Solid Mantis October 4, 2020

Scaky Relationship

A Scaky Relationship is a relationship that happened at the prime age of thirteen.

Person 1: Remember her? She was such a scacky relationship.
Person 2: Yass. That bitch was such a scaky relationship for you.

by NickelodeonGakkk September 21, 2017

national relationship update day

national relationship update day, on the first sunday of may

hey bro, its national relationship update day, whats going on with ur girl?

by arum1784632785 May 5, 2024

Relationship

We don't have one. You're stealing from me and what you have stole is worth more than anything you can producing. My shortcomings aren't the reason you are not paying me. The reason you are not paying me is that the second you do, you stop being the thing you are claiming to be immediately. You want me to have to argue with myself (which I'm not) because after I get the credit I deserve you won't even be able to argue with YOUR-self. It will be undeniable that the idea that your wife is fucking you because you're the best man around is a delusion.

Hym "Was it Albert Camus who said 'The human is the only creature who refuses to be what he is?' This is you refusing to be what you are and me being obstructed from being what I am. I'm refusing to accept your worldview as legitimate (because it isn't. It's fallacious and solipsistic) while continue to delude yourself. We don't have a relationship. If the world improves it isn't going to be Alex's YouTube channel that does it. It's going to be the fact that HYM IAM figured out how to make a usable 'AI' and he did it with an audience."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Relationship bandit

A male or female (usually in their teens or 20s) who always needs to be in an interpersonal relationship and be around someone from the opposite sex on an intimate level of all costs. They will ditch all their friends and hobbies as soon as they nail down a relationship.

"what ever happened to dean" asked Sam. "He got another gf. No one ever sees him now. He is a relationship bandit."

by Trog11 July 25, 2016

Alternative Relationship

Any relationship between individuals that does not conform to traditional hetero normal social standards of a monogamous marriage between a man and a woman. Alternative Relationships include but are not limited to people in same-sex marriages, the polyamorous, swingers, a-sexual partnerships, well as relationships based on power exchange, fetishes, or historic relationship archetypes such as 1950s Households.

Doug's parents were shocked when they learned that he was bisexual and polyamorous. Doug explained that there were many types of Alternative Relationship types today besides traditional marriage.

by Zev- August 3, 2022