Racist Easter Bunny

A white kid that carry’s around a sack of candy (sometimes doughnuts…, a lot of them) and likes white girls that have bangs and big tittys

“Hey you see Nathan over there??” Yeah, you know him? “Yeah I here bro always carry’s a sack of candy around with him but only chases white girls with bangs and big yitties!” Damn… he’s a racist Easter Bunny if I've ever seen one…

by N8te33 October 13, 2025

A racist

Your average Instagram Reels watcher, or some white grampa born in 1911

Oh, or a racecar enthusiast

Instagram Reels: *has thousands of racist-ass reels and videos and other insanely offensive and funny shit*
Instagram Reels Enjoyer: "oh dayum this shit is so fucking funny"

Or, example 2:

A racist grampa: *sees a person who is black*
Black guy: *minding his damn business like an alpha*
A racist grampa: "I HATE NIGGERS"

And finally, example 3:

Racecar enthusiast 1: "this race is so exciting, I love being a racist!"
Racecar enthusiast 2: "me too my guy :D"
The black guy who just came to the race for the first time: "WHAT THE MUTHAFUCKA?"

by a random nigga with no purpose October 24, 2025

Racist

Again, I would have to discriminate to be a racist, like, seriously guys you tapped my phone and you're making me sit here and listen to you while you explain to me shit that I do not want explained and then refusing to explain the things I DO need explained and it is just taking a really long time. Like, we're communicating at the speed of "pitch" and I am actively in pain as we are doing this. Less now, but still.

Hym "Do I use slurs ALL THE TIME? Yes. Will I stop? Probably not. But do I 'Descriminate on the basis of race?' NO. Never. Would I call you a slur to your dumpy cracker face? Yes. Because YOU are not Joe Rogan. And I can probably get away with it. But there still aren't enough white racial slurs. I do like pinky. But am I racist? No. I'm 'an equal opportunity offender.' I will insult anyone and everyone and I will also call them slurs REGARDLESS of race."

by Hym Iam December 8, 2025

Old person racist

When somone is a slight bit racist but its just because they're old, and your gonna have to put up with that

"Yeah my grandpa's just a bit racist"
"Like racist racist or old person racist?"
Grandpa:"This place was alright before all the pakis came here"

by Gallackflankton December 12, 2025

Racist Green

A color coined by Huggbees, the greatest YouTuber of all time. The hex code of this color is #063E31

Guy 1: Hey man, what's your favorite color?
Guy 2: Racist Green, Hex code 063E31.
Guy 1: ...That's a strange color name...

by tytheboy January 17, 2025

Racist Ron

On Saturday ,January 4th 2025, a legend was born. If you’ve ever been to Ober Gatlinburg, which is a ski hill in Gatlinburg, Tennessee on a Saturday recently, you may have met Ron(probably got fired). But there was foreign people on a gondola up to the actual ski hill, and Ron is not having them talk over him when he’s trying to talk about the Great Smoky Mountains, and in the middle of him talking about the fact that they are the #1 in the country of America. So Ron yells at these people to be quiet, but they think it’s a joke, so Ron yells at them the whole way up. And just a physical description, Ron smells like weed, has brown teeth, and probably has lice. So as we get off the gondola, Ron says, “Alright, who passed gas. Admit it.” And those are words to live by, and the gondola went dead silent. But then Ron blows it off. But yeah, go to Ober Gatlinburg and go meet Ron!

Racist Ron

by dakedakebird January 23, 2025

Racist Definition

A definition created on urbandictionary by an edgelord.

Aka me. I'm sorry for defining racist stuff, please spare me yall i hope to live another day tommorow

A black person: This mf making racist definitions, we gotta bomb his house

2pacalypse DDoS tool: 123 Sesame Street

A black person: *calls gang*

1 week later

"WE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!"

Ohh. Naggers, of course. : I'M SORRY

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. January 25, 2025