Misleading time nap

When one convinces themselves that they need to take a nap, but can’t actually fall asleep so they end up just wasting time unintentionally

My insomnia made me take a Misleading time nap before studying for the final.

by Useful words unpublished December 4, 2021

Nap Hopping

When Sarah jumps from one nap location to another.

Sarah is nap hopping.

by MFolofy September 23, 2021

Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

needle nap

When a person overdoses on heroin and falls unconscious

Guy: Hey what's up with Steve?
Other Guy: Oh Sleepy Steve, he's just taking a needle nap

by Dagnabbi5 April 25, 2021

You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high

Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.

by sawalawg February 5, 2010

trap nap

when you say you’re gonna take a nap before the function, but end up sleeping through the entire function.

I’m gonna take a trap nap so I don’t fall asleep later at the function. *takes a nap and misses the planned event by sleeping all night/day*

by ewdrop March 2, 2019

DAVEaroni nap

When you nap all day while an important person is driving across the country.

I’m going to take a DAVEaroni nap, see you in 18 hours.

by Bitchbrat October 2, 2023