Daf knee

A dumb idiot who thinks that kiwi is a boy when she literally said "shes a boy omg".

Daf knee is a dumb person ok URBAN SO LET ME SUBMIT THIS IDIOT

by Someone that knows stuff September 8, 2020

Knee push or knee button

A visual artist or light architect, who hands are occupied pushing buttons, and he runs out of limbs to push with...he uses his knees to press the other buttons to go pew or kaboom. (Action)

My hands were occupied with buttons darling, had to use the good ole knee push or knee buttoned to get the other two.

by finlind October 7, 2017

ow mah knee

when you're attention seeking and using injuries to gain attention.

Person: *hits head* "ow mah knee"

by har-issa December 23, 2020

Double Knee Slapper

A double knee slapper is when you hear something that is so funny that it brings out your embarrassing loud obnoxious laugh. So instead you fake laugh out loud and jump in the air, slapping both your knees going “Boop boop” then land on your feet, yelling “Thats a Double Knee Slapper!”

Dude, Dom’s Double Knee Slapper yesterday reacting to her joke, nearly made me piss myself.

by DomTheItalian November 26, 2017

Arden Knee

Someone who is sexually attracted to women named Natsuki and hates people named johnny Arden also likes to look at natsuki picturees

Omg this dude is such Arden Knee such a jerk why does he have to do that status

by jdal;kflksdf;lkajsdfl;kajsdsjf November 2, 2020

Strep Knee

strep knee
noun

A bizarre and dramatic immune response where your knee swells up like a grapefruit because your body decides to fight strep throat… in your leg.

Origin: Coined by a concerned patient and an equally baffled doctor, "strep knee" occurs when your immune system gets the memo about a strep infection (even secondhand from your niece) and goes rogue—attacking your joints instead of just your throat.

Joint Havoc (J.H.): A medically unverified condition where your knee revolts due to strep knee

Symptoms:

-One tragically swollen knee
-Joints that feel like they’ve been personally offended
-Fatigue that rivals a toddler after a sugar crash
-A mysterious limp that screams “I swear I’m not faking it”
-Googling “why is my knee mad at me?” at 2 a.m.
-Googling "can your knee be dramatic" and feeling seen
-Physical therapist side-eye followed by, “Well, that’s new…”

Usage:
“Yeah, I didn’t even have strep throat, but now I’m limping because of strep knee.”

"I went to urgent care for a sore throat and left with a knee brace—turns out it was strep knee, because apparently my immune system has a flair for drama."

by notangieeeanggg April 11, 2025

I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.

I see you’re bored. You are so bored that you even look for meaningless phrases.

Tim: I’m bored. I’ll search “ I'm not holding on to you. I've got my entire knee.“.
Robert: What?

by Anomymus1362 November 22, 2024