July 2

its the middle of the year

me: hey it's july 2

you: ok

by issuerissue November 13, 2022

July 3rd

July 3rd is national TzuyuBot Deactivation day.

I cant believe July 3rd is coming up!

by iHateSuzy123 July 2, 2021

July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021

July 23rd

The greatest person on earth was born this day, they are sweet, kind, hot, cute, protective, always there for you, caring, and will love you forever, they have the most gorgeous hair and most gorgeous eyes, they are a keeper

"Woah Dominick was born on July 23rd, he's just like it says!"

by Sissy~ January 19, 2021

Jailbait Julie

A wonderful young girl that looks 18+ but isn't

Is that Jailbait Julie? Well better not tap that.

by NotNotTJ May 24, 2015

July 27

July 27th is National send pic day you will need to send at least 5-10 pics to anyone

July 27 Girl needs to send 5-10 pics to anyone

Men need to send 5-10 pics to anyone

by 5starrrr.anthony July 27, 2021

July 16

July 16 is national Getting-Shit-Together day. With this day, you get your shit together and gain as much unholy confidence as possible.

Person 1: *telling the waiter they got the wrong order*

Person 2: this is the first time I've heard you complain about it

Person 1: well it is July 16.

by Cult of Cashmere November 7, 2019