minecraft

Minecraft is a gay company sourted by couples that lick each others balls. This defines that minecraft craft balls and use glue to kiss eachothers mouth for endless love.

Minecraft craft balls

by Gay minecraft September 23, 2020

minecraft

The code name used for marijuana when you are around your parents, or grandparents, when you want to be discrete.

Ay mon you wanna play minecraft?

Yeah broham let's get minecrafted!

by arnold cranberry September 24, 2020

Minecraft

Great

Let’s play the best game ever “MINECRAFT”

by Coochieman47ellisnev October 30, 2020

minecraft

the only good video game

minecraft is the best video game

by LukasCraftBoi September 30, 2020

minecraft

a game of putting things on things

we did some minecraft together

by patricia morarez October 14, 2020

Minecraft

There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.

Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"

by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017

Minecraft

A game what is made by notch and is ruined by spoiled kids and doesn't have many things and updates to slow.

"Hey,Tim did you see that game Called minecraft?"
"Yeah I heard the owner Is called notch."
"Yeah and is ruined by spoiled kids"
"And it updates too slow"

by Money spent on terraria. October 12, 2017