eastlake middle school

eastlake middle is trash school filled with rats LMAO. we got the hoes acting like they got asses but they really don’t. then we got the druggies always juuling in the bathrooms. oh and don’t forget the mf FURRIES. those fkn weird ass kids with the tails and ears- i cant with them. except hera cause she so hot. low key wanna be one with the wild with her if yk what i mean.

ok now for the teachers. first off, mrs rose. y’all needa stop tryna get in her mf panties bc that’s literally DiSguStAn (if you haven’t watched her wipeout video then you probably should). mr-mother-flipping-miana. what. a. hottie. but u cant let mr macias know u like mr miana because he’ll shove his walkie-talkie up ur a$$. nOw mr academia. god, what a creep. if you have or have had him as your teacher i pray to you that you don’t have stds. that mf is freaking WACK and creepy as heck, so watch out for him. last but not least, mrs wood. oh, mrs wood. she really had to get high before school and get fired LMFAO.

tyler : yo what’s that one wack ass school that all the fakes go to?
brian : rancho?
tyler : nah that’s rancho del gay
brian : oHhh you mean eastlake middle school

by mrulleisjesus May 31, 2019

Brame Middle School

...A living hell...

Hey man, where do you go to school?
Brame Middle School
Aww shit man, say hi to satin for me!

by xXxThatOtherGirlxXx August 7, 2011

Eckstein middle school

Eckstein middle school is the most gay school in the state of Washington. Eckstein is so gay people walk around with there cocks hanging out.

Damn I went to Eckstein middle school for 1 hour and I need to bleach my eyes.

by DeeperDadi June 6, 2022

Brackman middle school

a ghetto middle school in barnegat New Jersey, rumors say that a seventh grader got raped in the bathroom of the second floor in the 7th grade hallway. their are more fights a month than i can count on my fingers. teachers verbally abuse students there, the nurse gives you a cracker if you cut your finger, if you have a headache she gives you pills! but not gonna lie (i used to go their) there are some sexy people that go there. there are fights almost as bad Michael jackson. but if you wanna go to school and like to fight i recommend brackman middle school.

Friend 1: what school do you go to?
Friend2: oh i go to a ghetto school, brackman middle school!

by Samandcolby53 June 23, 2019

Murphy Middle School

Overall a decent middle school with shitty bathrooms, hoes, untrustworthy people, teachers that single out certain kids for no reason, and some of the dumbest rules you can think of. Even the staff can be snakes. This school has its perks but it can also be a living hell. Bringing things from out of school to school punishment. Kids from the school constantly getting probation and put in juvenile detention. Although it's not the best, it could be way worse. Other than what I've mentioned there are some good people that I've met in this school (teachers and students). Let's just say it's not a terrible school.

I lost my virginity at Murphy Middle School

by Fuckmurphymiddleschoolashton January 28, 2018

bellport middle school

bellport middle school is where all the 7th graders are treeshes and suck mad dick , but some of the 8th graders are sexy asf ( javi , cj , jesse , and a lot of other guys ) but besides that everyone smokes nic and weed :)

bellport middle school

by šhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 24, 2019

Omni middle school

Omni is full of hoes,sex,drugs,lots of July’s,bully’s,mean teachers,bad teachers,and that 1% on normal people,

Me:hey whatcha doing

Girl#1:umm tf
Girl#2:do I know you

Me:it’s omni middle school the schools rly big

by Thats-the-tEa-SiS May 1, 2019