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Ghetto Tweets

When Twitter's trending topics suddenly becomes dominated by absolute morons who talk about total rubbish.
Examples of Ghetto Tweets:

#whywebrokeup becuz i found a new luv...VodkA..helpd mi kick u 2 the curb

#WHYWEBROKEUP KUZ U COULDN'T FIND MA HOLE..."WRONG HOLE FOO"
by Lavezzi May 21, 2010
mugGet the Ghetto Tweetsmug.

ghetto lemonade

When poor people go to decent restaurants and, rather than ordering lemonade, they order 'water, with a bowl of lemons'. They then proceed to combine the water, lemons, and sugar to create their cheap-ass lemonade. Then they leave 2 dollars on a 40 dollar tab.
"Those fucking ghetto monkeys better not even try to make ghetto lemonade at my table."
by tommytaco April 4, 2003
mugGet the ghetto lemonademug.

Ghetto Ballad

1. Dateing a big black guy you dont know that well, having him steal all your money and rape you; followed by death
Layshawnda went to a restaurant was mugged, raped, and killed this is a textbook case of the Ghetto Ballad.
by Freet94 September 20, 2009
mugGet the Ghetto Balladmug.

ghetto celebrity

Person from the projects that is real popular in his neighborhood.
Er'body knows that cat. He iza ghetto celebrity
by phunnyphacephatty October 4, 2002
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ghetto geek

1. Slang for old school, or out dated.
2. Making do with older technology.
3. A geek who untilizes technology in ways which it wasn't intended. (furnature, doorstops, car parts out of computers, etc.)
1. "Dude, omg, your coffee table is made out of old computers, that is so ghetto geek."
2. "WTF is this a 486?" "Yeah man, it's my good laptop". "Man your hardcore ghetto geek".
3. A geek programing an application/game etc. only able to run on the most modern hardware, on a pre P2 computer.
by TEEG April 9, 2006
mugGet the ghetto geekmug.

Ghetto Recycling

Many cities don't have a recycling program, and, in the hood, bums will search through people's trash for aluminum cans to turn in for some cash.

It's best to separate them out so the bum will make less of a mess, or you can discourage the bums via other means.
Oh, I wish Terre Haute had a recycling program.

We do: ghetto recycling. The bums come by and raid your trash the day before pickup for cans to turn in for beer money. Saving the environment, bums actually DOING something, free beer for them, everybody wins.
by Kliegl June 29, 2011
mugGet the Ghetto Recyclingmug.

Ghetto Dad

A black or white male that has to many kids and doesn't believe in safe sex.

Most are black man who want to have a many kids as they can and remove the white race of power.

A black man that live poor in a poor town and has to many kids from to many mothers.
The friend ask: Hey how many kids do you have?

Black man said: I don't know am to poor to know.

The friend ask: You don't know how many women have you sleep with.

Black man said: More than I have fingers or toes.

The friend said:Your a Ghetto Dad

Black man ask: Whats that.

The friend said:A man who has to many kids from to many women of lives poor.
by pimp daddy sugar ray November 6, 2011
mugGet the Ghetto Dadmug.

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