fresh fruit basket

A fresh fruit basket is the act of tucking your dick and balls between your legs while mooning someone and letting out a raunchy fart.

Damn it I didn't mean to give her the fresh fruit basket but my butthole screamed as soon as I bent over.

by Steeeeebe December 26, 2015

fruit loop surprise

When you eat too much Fruit Loops and you take a colorful shit

I ate too many fruit loops and now I got a fruit loop surprise

by HalalFriedChicken April 04, 2021

Fruit Cup

Someone who gets fucked with a cumcuber more than once

R.I.P fruit cup

by Edward Connor November 25, 2016

Fruit Topia

The perfect place for fags to go live.

Hey fag, move to California. I Hear its a fruit topia over there.

by Kitt Kat crew March 31, 2010

Money fruit

a very large production company. Involves smoking bowls and rapping.

Hey yo, you wanna come money fruit with me.

by aayyknee December 13, 2007

Playing 'Fruit Ninja'

Someone is slicing their arms or legs, please don't commit Fruit Ninja unless you're me.

Friend:Virgil, are you okay?
Virgil: Yeah! I played tons of Fruit Ninja!
Friend: Yep, I'm telling him.
Virgil: PLEASE DON'T I'M SORRY!
Friend: Then stop Playing 'Fruit Ninja' dammit!

by mindbrand February 21, 2023

raunchy butt fruit

Residual pieces of feces, usually caught upon ass hairs, which surprise an ass muncher in the middle of their business. Coming in a variety of sizes, they may escape even the most scrutinizing eyes of a veteran ass eater and give them a mouthful of a dirty surprise.
A rare version of the raunchy butt fruit remains just inside and behind the sphincter and emerges defiantly upon anal stimulation - these are the most notorious of anal 'fruits'. Upon encountering, most anal adventurers will pull back in revile and discontinue such explorations for an extensive period of time, usually upon the stipulation of prooving sanitary conditions before excursions are begun again.

Guy: (upon eating the asshole of their significant other they discover the dingles) Holy fuck! Raunchy butt fruit! (Vomits)
Girl: Ohh my god! (flushes) I'm so sorry honey!
Guy: (finished vomitting) Holy hell that was disgusting! Have you ever heard of wiping you dirty fucking whore?!
Girl: (cries)

by godlius December 29, 2008