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crusty rat

Austin ur a crusty rat 🤢
by Katiēlʻʻ March 15, 2017
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Musty Crusty Dusty

A common roast mostly used in the Roblox Community. Also used a lot in the common trope 'Roblox Story But the Main Character has a brain'. Also can be extended with other words that rhyme like Ugly, Disgusting, Rusty, and more
Player 1: Man be quiet
Player 2: SHUT YOUR MUSTY CRUSTY DUSTY ASS UP
by urbandici September 28, 2023
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Crusty Rio

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011
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Crusty

"Honey what's this dry stuff on ur bed?"
"Oh that's nothing just crusty."
by maryharryballs March 7, 2017
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Crusty

Gross, nasty, rude, dirty.
Alyssa Dohm is so crusty!
by ilovecheese6465 October 9, 2015
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Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.
Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!
by BattyMassive September 16, 2019
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Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Def. 1: I was butt-fuckin' this nasty bitch the other night, and called her a white. Next thing ya know, she pulls a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Def. 2: Rusty Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
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