crusty crusader

Sun baking your vagina and penis until crispy then adding sand to the mixture and having sex. All this must be performed in public view

Me and Shelly did a nasty crusty crusader on last Wednesday right outside the shopping centre

by JohnXL December 16, 2017

Crusty

Annoying,bothering,Irritating,Aggravating, agitated

Your so Crusty!

by Celeste May 30, 2016

Crusties

White lookin particles on someones neck. The shit that looks like the white shit thats on glazed donuts.

Ewe, Lydia has crusties bro.

by JustANormalLamb August 17, 2017

crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.

Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.

by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010

Crusty

When the cum has dried in the sheets

"Honey what's this dry stuff on ur bed?"
"Oh that's nothing just crusty."

by maryharryballs March 7, 2017

Crusty

Gross, nasty, rude, dirty.

Alyssa Dohm is so crusty!

by ilovecheese6465 October 9, 2015

Crusty

Cheraya’s toes / feet

Cheraya’s toes are crusty

by Baked bean03 July 22, 2019