Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.
I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.
by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025
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So I was fucking my check right, and I pull out my cock and came on her stomach. Then I used finger painting to write “We’re done” to let her know that our relationship had reached its conclusion. I think she got the message
by Enk75 January 28, 2021
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by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025
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by Ultimatekey May 27, 2009
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by Liseee82 September 4, 2017
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She said” we can’t have sex, cause I’m on my period…. I said “ that’s fine, I’ll just do some finger painting “
by Sydney Trunks May 26, 2025
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