by I got the gift December 19, 2021
Get the Sexmug. The purple robe of sex is an article of clothing worn by Benedict Cumberbatch in The Abominable Bride in the BBC adaptation of Sherlock Holmes. The robe is a piece of clothing that looks particularly good on him.
by Mrs. Harrison Ford July 16, 2016
Get the Purple Robe of Sexmug. When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck
I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex
by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025
Get the Koala sexmug. An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025
Get the Ella’s sex storymug. some stupid shit with genitals and naked shit that makes babys
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed
i dont fucking want to do this ever
naked fucking absolute garbage
i will not make the population thrive i will never give my parents grandkids
i am no longer living right now you will see my grave right next to your bed
by immarriedtofnaf August 12, 2022
Get the SEXmug. Darrin smells like sex rot. He must not wash have washed his throbbing member thoroughly enough after giving it to Karin.
by Kadarrin December 31, 2023
Get the Sex Rotmug. Mr. Gansheroff pressed me back down with one hand and used the other hand to shove the vibrator in my ass. He then put both hands on my shoulder and started fucking me in my pussy.
“Harder daddy!” I cried. He obeyed, but every time he did I would still say “harder”. Eventually I said, “Fuck it. Just go as hard as you can.”
“Oh you really are a naughty girl,” Mr. Gansheroff hissed.
I panted, “You should also go as deep as you can go and maybe go faster too if you can.”
He did both of those. I couldn’t hold back the moans anymore. I screeched, “Oh god!” I was crying but also orgasming. I think I could hear him orgasm too. Mr. Gansheroff did cum eventually and he did it inside unlike most guys. He wheezed, “Uh…uh…oh…oh god. I came harder than ever before. You really are sexy.”
Sex
“Harder daddy!” I cried. He obeyed, but every time he did I would still say “harder”. Eventually I said, “Fuck it. Just go as hard as you can.”
“Oh you really are a naughty girl,” Mr. Gansheroff hissed.
I panted, “You should also go as deep as you can go and maybe go faster too if you can.”
He did both of those. I couldn’t hold back the moans anymore. I screeched, “Oh god!” I was crying but also orgasming. I think I could hear him orgasm too. Mr. Gansheroff did cum eventually and he did it inside unlike most guys. He wheezed, “Uh…uh…oh…oh god. I came harder than ever before. You really are sexy.”
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by PrettyNTough December 1, 2023
Get the Sexmug.