Chunky Chode Syndrome

When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.

They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.

James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"

by Hobly May 9, 2021

Crush Syndrome

A time in your life where every other girl than your CRUSH likes you. Trust me fellas, it's pretty tough and meaningless at that point. Stay STRONK!

Me: Hey, Dave, I really have a crush on Sienna. She looks so fine, is funny, and is just plain beautiful bruh.
Dave: Nice man.
Me: FOR SOME REASON though, every other girl has a crush on me and wants to be with me, but Sienna doesn't want to be.

Dave: Sounds like your going through Crush Syndrome, just keep trying with her but know it will be tough my G.

by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024

Music Syndrome

When someone's self esteem is music and has happy feels when listening to music.

Person 1: Yo, dude. Why are you listening to music so much?
Person 2: YEAH BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!!
Person 1: Do you need a chill pill?
Person 2: NAW MAN!!!
Person 1: I think you have music syndrome.

by DoodleBaldiBFB June 2, 2019

Xiao Ling Syndrome

Xiao Ling syndrome is a very serious diseases which cause serval side affects such as

-unfunny

-low intelligence

-snapping other girls

Xiao ling syndrome

“Xiao Ling is going to go take a dive.”

by Sneko August 23, 2022

Cyclops Syndrome

Someone who uses their talents for an average purpose. Also a person who lacks vision and the courage to pursue their own endeavours, passions, etc.

"I like him he could go so far with his brand but he suffers from Cyclops Syndrome, he'll never take the leap!"

by EthTaf March 16, 2022

O-Nam Syndrome

A condition when your lips find someone's neck at night.

Samantha thinks he has O-Nam Syndrome.

by Abigplatypus October 27, 2020

Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome

The way smartasses say AIDS. Basically what AIDS stands for.

Sofia: I just had sex with an HIV-positive stranger and now I have Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome.
Richard: Congratulations smartass

by human1010101 November 28, 2018