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Cock block

A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.

The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:

Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
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Cock Mobbed

A large group that prevents a person from scoring sexually. Can be done both directly and indirectly.
Directly: Tim was going to ask Susie to the prom, but she was on the other side of the hall. And thus Tim was cock mobbed.

Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!
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cock

something big and fat that can go anywhere! it’s like a savior tbh can do anything go anywhere with a hole. beware of the beer cans tho, too thick and too stubby. BE CAREFUL OF THE QUIET KIDS them boy will surprise you istg 😼
shalissa: “you’ve seen jason’s dick?”
marin: “hell yeah i saw his cock”
shalissa: “only thing i’ve seen is my boobs 😔”
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cock confetti

The white detritus left stuck to your dick from cleaning up after a masturbation session, usually toilet paper.
Guy1: So did you bang Ally last night?

Guy2: No man, she took my pants off and was turned off by the cock confetti. I guess i forgot to shower.
by mike2285 August 7, 2012
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Big Buchanan Cock

BBC stands for multiple things and can be used for multiple uses, this one Stan’s for Big Buchanan Cock. People with names that start with a are more attracted to it then most.
Big Buchanan Cock. Big and strong, usually sticky at times.
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cock

an animal, commonly used as british slang. another word for penis
he has a big ass cock!
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