Skip to main content

Mother Watch Duties

A nautical term for looking after everything else on the boat whilst the other "watch" are sailing it.

Includes: cooking, cleaning the deck(s), cleaning the bilge(s), cleaning the head(s) otherwise known as the toilets, general boat maintenance and sleep.
Steve: "Is Johno sailing the boat today?"

Bernie: "No, he's on Mother Watch Duties"
by Vshjaar March 6, 2010
mugGet the Mother Watch Dutiesmug.

Watch

1. remain awake for the purpose of religious observance.
2. a watchman or group of watchmen who patrolled and guarded the streets of a town before the introduction of the police force.
1. "she watched whole nights in the church"
2. “Before the establishment of a formal police department, the town relied on the watch to maintain order and deter crime during the night.”
by Arminkshipper April 20, 2025
mugGet the Watchmug.

watch your fug

When your drunk and trip over your own feet.
by Dingly doo May 22, 2021
mugGet the watch your fugmug.

Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?
by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022
mugGet the Watch your linguini!mug.

watch?v=7ewtGpyFXuM

A YouTube video showing that Takeoff faked his death.
I watched watch?v=7ewtGpyFXuM and i am in disbelief Takeoff faked his death.
by Kenev January 5, 2024
mugGet the watch?v=7ewtGpyFXuMmug.

frog watch

A wristwatch with either a painting of a frog or a real frog on it.
I just realized I got a frog watch.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
mugGet the frog watchmug.

Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night
by Rick Lame November 18, 2023
mugGet the Watch Keepermug.

Share this definition