Third Deck Challenge

The act of jumping from the third story of your barracks in hopes of ending it all or fucking your body up with regards to the bullshit you just experienced. There is a likelihood that you will be on suicide watch for a fat ass minute and won’t do anything cool.

PFC: “Fuck man, my orders say I’m being sent to Cherry Point.”
LCPL: “Get fucked. Im heading straight to Oki, nerd.
PFC: “Swear to god I’m gonna Third Deck Challenge myself not even kidding”

by PFCKimchi February 17, 2022

sesquiple-third-cousin

Sesquiple-3C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and three great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesquiple-third-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

sesterple-third-cousin

Sesterple-3C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and five great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesterple-third-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

sesquaple-third-cousin

Sesquaple-3C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and seven great-great-grandparents in common.

My sesquaple-third-cousin is a good person.

by ZYRB3256 February 21, 2022

Third Pillow

Used to describe someone with a soft body that their partner likes to hug.

"Nuzzling up to them in the morning felt like I was laying on a third pillow."

by CamelManGuy January 14, 2026

Third Continental Congress

An informal, citizen-led term used by some organizers to describe a voluntary movement advocating for direct democracy in the United States, particularly referencing the 23 states with active ballot initiative or referendum processes; inspired by the historic Continental Congress and used symbolically to encourage broader civic participation. Not an official government body and holds no legal or legislative authority.

During the historic 250th anniversary of the United States, 23 states allow direct democracy through citizen-initiated ballot measures, and some scholars and activists may refer to this coalition as a modern ‘Third Continental Congress’—a symbolic term for a citizen-led movement calling on other states to join.

by Civic Congress January 24, 2026

Third Leg Roadie

The act of jizzing in your pants on a roadtrip and letting it crust until the next rest stop or end of destination

Ted: Yo man I heard Mikey hit a third leg roadie.
Steve: Aw yeah he told me he couldn’t wait til the next gas station!

by waffleironsuicide January 28, 2026