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Japanese Flute Tapping

When some little sham tries to rob your gaf and you tie him up and tap your Trojan flute on his foreth until he turns cock-eyed.
Did you hear about your man who broke into Zach’s gaf? He ended up on the wrong side of a Japanese Flute Tapping.
by Zach50 January 28, 2020
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tip tap a tay

The game of football tennis played with a size one football. A small net is used on a small court, like a patio area in a residential garden, preferably in an established neighbourhood where neighbours are not easily offended by noise or bi products of tip tap a tay. Bi products include alcohol consumption and tobacco/contraband smoke.
I love hearing the sound of my neighbours enjoying a friendly game of tip tap a tay.
by Hew marra October 8, 2023
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severe tapped syndrome

(AKA: STS) A type of condition associated with the people that have the biggest crackhead energy. They can just tap out of reality and act like an idiot and tap back in
‘Why is your mate acting like that?’
‘He’s got Severe Tapped Syndrome
by Itsezekiela July 8, 2020
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Tabletop Tap room

A place where idiots abode and drink ale while reminiscing the good old days of the 1980s and talking about make-believe games and childish stuff.
Boy! Don't stay in that Tabletop Tap room! You are a man now!
by Tom T-Bone February 28, 2023
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Dick Tap Month

Dick tap month occurs in the month of April. This month you can smack the shit outta someone’s dick. Guys smack girls “dicks”
*slaps dick* “Ow wtf”
“It’s dick tap month lil bitch!”
by Ginger420YourMom March 12, 2020
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5 - 0 tapping in

Police officers tapping into phone calls, to get evidence of illegal activity, due to suspicious activity
5 - 0 Tapping in, gone fishing for 3 months
*Cops be listening, gonna lay low for a few months*
by Skookiz April 26, 2019
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Canadian Double Tap

Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.
Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.
by MonkeySex127 June 29, 2021
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