Polish hat trick

Getting tea-bagged three different times because you fell asleep at a party.
Mike fell asleep at midnight, so the guys gave him a Polish hat trick.
by potentiallydead March 13, 2013
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Trophy Polisher

An inferior male who prefers his own company, and engages in self-adoration through copious masturbation.
Don always felt that everyone was inferior to his excellence, and undeserving of his greatness. He was an expert trophy polisher and gave himself lots of praise and encouragement in all of his alone time.
by Alt Hype April 19, 2018
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polish your swag

Katie- hey michayla you need to polish your swag
Bob- you got that right!!
by Clothes_ismyway October 04, 2013
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Polish Tongue Humper

A lesser known rapiest in a smaller town in Poland. He would go around and put the top shaft of his penis on people's mouths, and just hump. That's what he did.
The polish tongue humper has been known to bruise people's noses with his pelvis.
by Rlvers February 03, 2016
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polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards
The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!
by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019
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Polish Pipeline

When someone takes a huge shit than sticks it in the freezer for 1 hour. Once frozen he uses it as a dildo and fucks his girlfriend with it.
Zac Effron just gave Vanessa Hudgens a Polish Pipeline
by nateasser January 25, 2011
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you can polish a turd

timmy:look jimmy! a polished turd
jimmy:get that shit away from me
cause you can polish a turd if you try
by raybeez February 13, 2022
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