Dutch Goalie

A new and exciting anal sex act with single penetration but a little ball stimulation due to a blocking male's teabagging contribution.

It's a MMF situation. A man takes a woman from behind but, lo and behold, a very tall man is blocking his way because he's trying to get his rocks off between the lady's buttcheeks. Luckily, the original man can get to anal penetration by sliding his cock underneath the hanging balls of the interrupting man and, while his cock is caressed by the interrupting man's (the Dutch goalie) balls, he penetrates the bent over female from behind. Good times had by all.

by Limeylady February 4, 2010

Dutch Gravyboat

a buttcrack filled with liquid shit; the result of trusting the wrong fart

Frank: "Chris, that fart sounded disgusting and wet. Did you just give yourself a Dutch Gravyboat?
Chris: "Yes. Yes I did."

by JD-Beanzor April 3, 2015

Dutch Selfie

When someone is laying covered head to toe by a sheet or blanket who passes gas and then inhales their own fumes

" It was really gross when my boyfriend Dutch selfied himself in bed last night."

by SPIRIT_ANIMAL September 23, 2016

Dutch apocalypse

When a girl is going down on you and she is to deep to breathe and her nose is on your resting on your nuts you let out a fart and hold her there so she has to breathe through her nose. Also, known as the Total Recall due to the resemblance of the faces made when exposed to mars atmosphere.

I did the Dutch apocalypse on my cheating wife. I may be getting a divorce. However, she will totally Recall the moment every time she hears a fart.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018

Dutch Briefcase

That horrible moment, when you hold your fart, until you reach the bathroom, and forget to drop your pants, before letting loose. The smell then proceeds to follow the person out of the room, as if it their pants was a briefcase, hence the name.

Girl: Oh god, what's that stink?
Guy: 'Oh shit, I musta Dutch Briefcased in the bathroom...'

by PhoenixGamer13 December 7, 2011

Pennsylvania Dutch

Euphemism for black. Used to circumvent censor bots when making comments on the internet.

Another violent crime against a white person. The newspaper reported the perp's age, gender, height, weight, clothing and car but not his race. Of course, everyone knows he was Pennsylvania Dutch.

by Lucian T. Skeptic November 17, 2022

Dutch Salute

Revealing your penis to your partner while it is flaccid. The partner approaches the penis with their mouth and waits for the erection to arrive, saluting them like they do in Rotterdam

Here comes the Dutch Salute!

by Simon_Ballister December 9, 2022