to become a nihilist/anarchist/political shit disturber.
a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?

student: to become a sort Jesus Christ the real historical character in the modern world and reform The Church by becoming a Communist?

professor: Correct you are, but this only applies, as you yourself pointed out, to Jesus the historical character, well since the Romans were pantheists and because a lot of people, even historians, would disagree as to who Jesus the religious figure is or should be.
by Sexydimma January 13, 2013
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It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap
Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.
by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017
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A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).
Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!
by DatUnSmartKid April 24, 2018
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People who join Weight Watchers congregate once a week to stay accountable to their weight loss plan.
Dude: Hey bro, it's Taco Tuesday! Let's go early before the traffic at i35 and Western Center gets bad. Bro: Dude, I can't. I used up all my points this week, and fat church is tomorrow.
by Hugh-Jazz February 16, 2015
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A wind powered instrument that causes cancer
A: i heard Jade is now cancer free!
B: thats great! i hope she never goes near a Church organ again.
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When you smoke pot while taking a back road on the way home.
Mike: Dude, take the back road today.

Josh: Why?

Mike: Because I got a bag of weed, we can go church yelling.

Josh: Sweet.
by Olympic Jackass June 12, 2011
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i just spilled wine on my church shirt.
by justme62 February 28, 2015
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