Alaskan Sounding

Not too dissimilar from it's counterpart, Iglooing, the act of Alaskan Sounding involves taking a FAT turd on a solid surface, before stuffing said turd into something like a straw (or a PVC pipe if you're feeling more on the daring side) and letting it cool in your freezer until it's frozen solid.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.

After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.
"Alaskan Sounding is MY favorite way to get off, don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"
by NotSkibcord_ November 05, 2024
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Alaskan Pizza Popper

When a human defecated inside a pizza pocket and/or pizza pops and freezes it for dinner.
"Hey babe, could you give me a Alaskan Pizza Popper?" -Woman
"Coming right out" -Male
by thegreatdaws November 17, 2023
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Alaskan volcano

A pure ice and fire sensation leaving any girl with the best orgasam in their life. Using icy-hot and applying to your Dick then penetrating the clitoris.
Hey jimmy, "I just did an Alaskan volcano with Rachel last night".
by Jackalope January 21, 2017
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alaskan volcano

While your partner is giving you head you break her nose, right before you jizz in her mouth, causing her to bleed. Once you cum in her mouth, tape it and blow pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze the cum through her nose bleed. and there you've got an alaskan volcano.
Karlo: Yo matt! did you give Sam an Alaskan Volcano?

Matt: Yeah but I had to bring her to the emergencies to fix her nose...
Karlo: That sucks
by SWAGMAN78 March 09, 2016
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The Alaskan Psycho

A 17 year old Psycho who resides in Anchorage Alaska but his Purposs is to FUCK SHIT UP
Man he’s just like The Alaskan Psycho
by All Mighty God April 08, 2020
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alaskan sweat bag

Hiking through the Alaskan wilderness and when you begin to get tired and get extremely horny and your partner and yourself get naked and you stretch you sack over his or hers face and fart in their mouth. At the same time since you have been hiking your sweat is dripping on his or hers face
Bro yesterday me and my gf went hiking and I gave her a Alaskan sweat bag it was amazing.
by Butthut April 27, 2016
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alaskan ziploc

Shoving ice inside a woman's vagina
Rosie wanted to spice up her sex life, so she let her boyfriend perform an Alaskan Ziploc on her
by germanpenguin February 16, 2018
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