Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)

Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.

by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021

Doomed Puppy

A character inserted into a stories plot solely to gain the love and support of the audience before being subjected to unfortunate circumstances for the sake of adding emotional weight to the story.

Bob was such a doomed puppy in season two of Stranger Things.

by Wricks July 2, 2022

Sloppy Puppy

When you’re fucking a shorty that’s tiny and she be hella naughty like a little sloppy puppy

“Damn bitch you little sloppy puppy”

by Watermelon tits October 10, 2021

Snow Puppy

Like a snow-bunny, but simply the male version

“When I die ima go to snow puppy heaven” - dr umar (not a real quote, based off song named “snow bunny heaven”)

by big man my man May 2, 2024

wall puppy

An Australian slang term for giant huntsman spiders

"Oi mate, we got a wall puppy over here!"

by St. Chode January 7, 2025

fluffy puppy

fluffy puppy is a lady killer
massive cock 9-14 inch's minimum

great lover and is always a gentleman

OMFG MY BF NAIT FLUFFY PUPPY BENSON HAS A MASSIVE AND MAGICAL COCK HE IS THE GREATEST LOVER

if you date a Nait Benson your lucky asf

by BIG TUCH March 3, 2021

eclipsed by the cute puppy photo

A euphemism for any online discussion which seemed relevant and important at the time, but has now become buried in the noise of other discussions and is now mostly forgotten.

"Did we ever decide which format to go with for those new TPS reports?" "Not really, I think that got eclipsed by the cute puppy photo."

by tertbel July 18, 2019