When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.
Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
by mrspuff2014 January 09, 2014
An extremely weird person who likes videos about cats. He may also enjoy visions of fat people rolling down hills. They can also be awesome but only if their name is Chris. Otherwise theyre just weird.
by Quianna Guilici March 10, 2012
The expression commonly used for preying on obese, drunk women in a bar by giving them the male attention they so desperately crave and taking them home to nestle your penis amongst their flabby under-carriage.
by WhyleStyle October 14, 2007
by The Walternative February 24, 2020
The incessant insistent blue bog & hog blog could consist of issues, such as, I love sleeping.I love keeping. I love time keeping n even d oc. Weeping as ts cleanses th spirit
for th purpose of greater gud.
for th purpose of greater gud.
by Hercolena Oliver May 02, 2010
Pronounced “drizzog” is a adjective and also used as a noun formed from the phrase mis hog meaning ‘miserable pig’. Calling someone a ‘dris hog’ means that they are miserable but also with an additive of dreariness.
“She was acting like her usual dris hog self”
“He needs to stop being a dris hog”
“They are a bunch of dris hogs”
“He needs to stop being a dris hog”
“They are a bunch of dris hogs”
by squidgedom March 05, 2022