jizz trumpet

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet

Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.

by the red horny devil February 10, 2023

Fizzle jizz

The last few drops of semen that leak out up to five minutes after initial ejaculation.

I just got my underwear on and looked down and had fizzle jizzed and had to change.

by pixstix76 December 5, 2022

jizz bladder

That hairy sack that hangs below a males penis. Also known as a scrotum sack, ball bag, nut sack, berries, eggs, jewels, taint fender, bits and pieces, frumunda factory, smegma shop, chin warmers.

Dude I’ve been on one helluva dry spell lately. I totally need to drain my Jizz Bladder.

by Grand Theft Vato September 22, 2023

Jizz wap

The person that is being a dickhead. Or a faggot and doing something really dumb

Uncle Dan is a fucking jizz wap

by Grant Crosley July 5, 2022

Jizz Monkey

A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.

Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.

by MrMan420740 July 13, 2022

Jizz eye

The stinging sensation and subsequent red eye that results from an ejaculate coming into contact with an eyeball.

I got jizz eye the other night from my boyfriend.

by Jon & Kevin September 26, 2021

Jizz eye

The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye

after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.

I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.

by Jon & Kevin October 3, 2021