dude wtf is wrong with german people?

dude wtf?

Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions

what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?

kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?

by sick fucks February 16, 2005

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.

This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...

by rickyboi January 11, 2016

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.

You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011

German Dinner

When you take a shit and eat it. Toilet paper is the appetizer.

Person one: Mom forgot to bring home food... so I had to have the German Dinner.
Person two: That’s disgusting.

by _ham=booger January 10, 2020

german croissant

When your flaccid dong is half way wrapped around your balls like your wrapping them up

Boy 1: Last night I was trying to “cook up” a German croissant but I just couldn’t do it
Boy 2: dang that sucks

by Tyler crock August 1, 2018

German laser level

The natural ability all Germans have to be able to accurately make things level by eyeballing it.

I hung that picture using the German laser level and it's perfectly straight.

by Xxx_ecks_xxX May 16, 2022

german tree frog

German Tree Frog - When someone, without invitation or warning, jumps on your back, thinking it’s all fun and games, pretending to be your friend, meanwhile disposing feces on your back (Typically solid; see also dropping a South Dakota Speckled Beef Log).

Party cancelled due to sanitary concerns. Some stupid kid pulled a German tree frog on his little sister in the ball pit.

by PuyallupPancho May 16, 2021