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Eli Gryzbowski

Very tall and skinny
Eli Gryzbowski loves to mtn bike
by Braden Lucky March 24, 2024
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Eli

Eli is the definition of perfect! He’s so Eli
by Hehdhanhdhahdhsj August 30, 2025
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Eli

He’s a dumb tall blond. He’s dumb when it comes to common sense things as well as emotional intelligence (he’s peering over my shoulder trying to correct me rn)
Eli drives me crazy.
by Nowhyjustlikewhy February 20, 2024
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Eli Kopter

Did you hear? Eli Kopter was behind the helicopter crash!
by ProudZionist May 28, 2024
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Eli Splean

A guy with a very small male organ that does not grow no matter how much tugging is done to it.
Ken: Dude did you see that girl's reaction after she and Eli Splean made it?

Joe: Yeah, she laughed at him after. I hear she couldn't even feel it.

Ken: Poor Eli, it's never going to grow...
by leonshrodusky September 25, 2011
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Ely

by i don’t miss you hoe October 9, 2025
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