Cum to your senses

Occurs during a one night stand, usually alcohol and the lowering of standards are a major factor. This is the moment immediately after ejaculation, when the man realizes the horrible mistake he's made/situation he's in, to which he had previously been blinded by lust. After one cums to their senses, they typically conclude that they don't want to be there at all, and their mind immediately begins to race, looking for a way out or an excuse to leave.

-I told her I had to leave to teach Karate class, I didn't know what else to say!
-Well, way to cum to your senses.

Cum to your senses by The Tyrannical Tea-Bagger July 12, 2010

Cum Hunt

When a man ejaculates and misses whatever he is catching it in and it ends up somewhere in the room. He then has to search for it and clean it up.

(Teenager ejaculates in bedroom and misses the tissue) "Shit my mums coming up the stairs, better go on a cum hunt before she cleans my room and finds it"

Cum Hunt by JanstertheManster December 26, 2011

Cum Jar 

A jar that has been cummed in over a estimated amount of time from 1 week to infinity

John: Mary! Look at my cum jar it’s almost full!

Cum Jar by Penis Nigga January 9, 2019

Cum sister 

A girl you call one of your own because you both have fucked the same guy.

"Hey, I had sex with mike before you did!"
"I know! Love you cum sister!"

Cum sister by tooflirty22 December 12, 2009

cum cutter 

from Rick and Morty : it's Gutter, not Cutter, and it's not the abs, its the two lines directly below the abs that lead down to the groin

The Tickets Please Man, Story Master, and Jesus, all had cum cutters.

cum cutter by janglestick June 14, 2020

cum cuisine 

Cooking with cum, adding jizz and pussyjuice to your food and drinks. It's intended that you love it and do it for your own pleasure, probably develop complicated cum recipes. It's not the same thing as secretly adding cum in other's food.

- Do you appreciate cum cuisine?
- What cus..? Wait, do yo mean cooking with cum!?
- Yeah, that's right! I like it very much. Me and my gf had a lovely dinner today. Potato mash with my jizz and a salad with pussyjuice sauce. And for breakfast we had mushroom omelette with...
- Please don't tell me more. You're both sick!

cum cuisine by Andy Lust October 29, 2013

cum vault

Noun - A worth while place to deposit ones semen. Most likely a smart, attractive, athletic and wealthy girl.

Noun - "That girl is perfect, I'd love her to have my kids?"
- "Ya, she'd make a good cum vault."

cum vault by Butt-nut January 19, 2007