Closet Monkey

That dude James keeps eyeing other dudes... he's such a closet Closet Monkey!
by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022
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closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.
Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?
by jfburke619 January 26, 2021
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Rug-closet

Taking clothes that you are too lazy to put away and stuffing them under a rug.
Sophia put her clothes in her rug-closet to clean her room faster.
by Wathay6908 November 15, 2016
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Closet? You'll Love It!

the seventeenth episode of the sixth season of the American sitcom Modern Family, and the series' 137th episode overall.
Closet? You'll Love It! received mixed reviews from the critics with some of them praising Haley and Andy's storyline
by SPrice1980 May 14, 2023
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prayer closet

"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."
by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019
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Zoot closet

The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.
"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "
by warreng4real June 16, 2015
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