by KindaCuteKindaCrazy September 21, 2020
Get the Brian Sheey mug.girl one: me and Brian just broke up!
girl two: me and Brian just started dating
*five minutes later*
girl two: we just broke up
girl three: I just started dating Brian
girl two: me and Brian just started dating
*five minutes later*
girl two: we just broke up
girl three: I just started dating Brian
by true facts lister March 27, 2020
Get the Brian mug.Big, tall, handsome son of a gun who I wish would pin me against a wall and show me whos the boss. Very athletic especially in bed (wink, wink);) this guy can slam down a basketball just like his kittens down there in Falcon Lake Manitoba. he will break your heart and have you begging for a second chance. Hes lovable takes PRIDE in everything he loves. you need a j smitty in your life cause his presence can make a room light up. I love you is what he'll say right before he devours your shit.
"Justin Geoffrey Brian Smith, why is there white liquid leaking from the cats behind?!!!!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
or
"Justin Geoffrey brian Smith, why do the new born kittens have your DNA in them!!!"
by JsmittyTheKitty June 6, 2024
Get the justin geoffrey brian smith mug.A guy who will break your heart three days out of no where after he said he wanted something in the future with you.
Friend: do not go back to Brian, he will just end up hurting you again. Do not give him another chance.
Me: I know.
Me: I know.
by joceee November 20, 2023
Get the Brian mug.It was going fine until I got Brianed. He went from "my son has the same legos" to "you can build legos on my dick if you want"
by Matches&Gasoline January 19, 2023
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When one feels the need to constantly tense and flex their muscles in a manner to look big and strong
by Habakcbakag April 12, 2019
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