*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*
by goth_jesus May 02, 2024
Kris: Did you hear about Regina, man?
Mark: Yeah! She totally bit the pickle!
Kris: HEY REGINA!
Regina: Yeah, Kris?
Kris: DONT BITE THE PICKLE!
Mark: Yeah! She totally bit the pickle!
Kris: HEY REGINA!
Regina: Yeah, Kris?
Kris: DONT BITE THE PICKLE!
by PickleLover1998 March 19, 2013
Jess: Did I tell you I bit so and so it was so nice I wanna do it again
Nick: bestie, I think you have a biting kink
Nick: bestie, I think you have a biting kink
by Quinn<33sex May 03, 2024
An explanation for why someone behaves strangely. The idea is that they were fine until a spider bit them injexting a kind of secret madness.
Mary suffers from spider bite madness, so she thinks she'll, get her looks back one day even though she's 65 and 200 pounds over weight.
by Ariel Bonzai May 22, 2022
when some one takes a bite of your food and it is a massive bite, bigger than you wanted them to take.
Jonny say's "do you want a bit of my pie'"
Fred replies "sure"
Jonny "dude what the hell thats a man bite"
Fred replies "sure"
Jonny "dude what the hell thats a man bite"
by abcd April 28, 2015
by manuspanus February 02, 2018
CB Radio slang for "traffic ticket". So called because police officers are known as "Smokey Bears" (or just "smokies" or "bears") due to their wearing of campaign hats.
by Russellsroughneck September 16, 2022