The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
Get the Austin Dyer Specialmug. by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018
Get the Austinmug. by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020
Get the Austinmug. Someone who is damaged. Who is beaten to shit inside and dosent share a word. He's head strong but when you lie over stuff he cares about. If he says he feels fine ask him 2 more times. If he tears up tell him to talk to you. He should open up.he loves to party. He's smart, funny. But most of all, he'll fight for who he loves.
Austin, talk to me.
by Death by me. October 20, 2022
Get the Austinmug. he's doing the austin again
by XEMPTED April 23, 2024
Get the Austinmug. normally has a small penis and doesn't get a lot of girls. can be seen usually at fast food places ordering half the fucking menu.also is very ugly but some how manages to go thru life thinking hes beautiful. doesn't last long in bed.( 3 seconds MAX)
by chin397 October 5, 2021
Get the austinmug. A fucking hot ass guy that you would fuck at all cost. This guy is so sexually attractive that you would do anything to get with them
by voidrawa April 29, 2023
Get the Austin Stogsdillmug.