Quite literally, one that bottles their own semen. A recluse, flake, or other waste fellow that spends more time in their room beating their meat then spending time with their friends and family. Used as cheap throw away insult due to it's seamingly harmless meaning and ridiculous implications due to the imagery it inspires in those that know of it's true meaning. Often used repeatedly in intervals to get maximum insult silliness and effectiveness
Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler
Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner
Other uses: bottling, bottled it, bottler
Unrelated origins to the UK English insult however can be used in an almost similar manner
Example:
Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u
3hours later while dude2 is sleeping
Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*
Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.
1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!
Dude1: hey man, you bottle it.
Dude2: ok...
Dude1: bud...you fucking bottle it
Dude2: fuck off
Dude 1: but seriously....you bottle it
Dude 2: I'll fucking kill u
3hours later while dude2 is sleeping
Dude1: * creeps up to dude2s ear, whispers* You bottle it
Dude2:* proceeds to throttle dude1*
Example 2:
Dude1: where the fuck is dude 3, I called him an hour ago and he was supposed to bring us cold ones
Dude2: typical dude3 man, guys probably bottling it at home as we speak
Dude 1: fucking bottler maaan.
1 hour later
Dude3: yo guys what's Gucci!
Dude 1 and 2: you bottle it man!
by Papi Warbuck$ July 3, 2017
Get the You Bottle Itmug. by 10inchesdeep February 22, 2015
Get the bottles and modelsmug. 
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025
Get the 《¤》Tropicana《¤》Bottles《¤》&《¤》Vitamin《¤》C《¤》tropicana《¤》bottles《¤》&《¤》vitamin《¤》c《¤》tropicanA《¤》bottleS《¤》&《¤》vitamiN 《¤》C《¤》mug. Failure to clinch a success from a position of significant advantage either from perceived strength or the status of the competition, such as going up 3-0 in a best of 7 series only to get reverse swept and lose 4-3. While not confirmed, it may come from the idea of having it "in the bottle and failing to put the cap on it" letting it escape.
The 19-0 Patriots going into the Superbowl losing to an Average-at-best Giants team to go 19-1? One of the biggest bottle jobs in history.
by JB1225 May 26, 2024
Get the Bottle jobmug. Translated : To drink semen from the penis of a Man whom has fathered a child or children.
"Tom always loves to drink from a babies bottle"
"Tom always loves to drink from a babies bottle"
Person 1: Johns such a hot Dad!!!!!.....I just had to suck him off, till he blew his load.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally hot, I also love to drink from a babies bottle.
Person 2: Yeah, he's totally hot, I also love to drink from a babies bottle.
by whistletotim November 22, 2021
Get the Drink from a Babies Bottlemug. A sex move in which just prior to ejaculation, a thumb is placed over the tip of the penis causing the ejaculate to move explosively, much like that of a champagne bottle after its shaken.
Usually used after a particularly unlikely sexual encounter that one might count as a "victory" or in other celebratory circumstances such as New Years orr Birthdays.
Usually used after a particularly unlikely sexual encounter that one might count as a "victory" or in other celebratory circumstances such as New Years orr Birthdays.
"Had sex with the cute cheerleader last night. Was such a victory that I had to use The Champagne Bottle!"
by Uncomfortably_Ginger November 26, 2016
Get the The Champagne Bottlemug.