sam kelly

doesnt know whats up takes peoples fries without asking and goes around with a swilers hoodie and is 780 pounds

wow that pig is a real sam kelly

by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 5, 2017

Crack a Sam

to become extremely annoyed or right fucking pissed at someone.

Matt: Fuck you guys im going home
Anna: ooooooo someone crack a sam????

by TonnyDanza February 24, 2009

sam lam

A 'Sam Lam' is an angry gook who has no ticket to stereosonic.

"Are you going to Stereosonic?"
"Nah, I'm a Sam Lam."

by gamgee November 25, 2013

sam bloomberg

your stereotypical jewish classmate whose parents own the only bank that doesn't give out lollipops because they are too greedy. does not respect ANY personal space.

this kid kept punching me and calling me "leedell" . what a sam bloomberg....

by Danterrific March 31, 2017

Doing a Sam

Falling flat on your face after only drinking a little bit.

Person 1: Ah, I only had one beer and fell flat on my face last night.
Person 2: It's okay, doing a Sam happens to the best of us.

by Sue P April 29, 2015

Dirty Sam

A Feminist bar manager, who drinks still cider while showing customers nudes of herself.

She really is a Dirty Sam, classic Dirty Sam behaviour

by Nate5519 October 8, 2022

Sam Ford

Likes sucking Andrew's cock while touching cummy pubes.

I'm like Sam Ford.

by Sam Ford November 3, 2020