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Secret chipstick

Putting one’s penis into a bag of crisps (preferably salt and vinegar) and asking another to reach inside.
‘Dave: fancy a crisp?’ ‘Gary: don’t mind if I do…goddamit not again I’ve touched your secret chipstick!!!!!!!!!!’
by Whatthesigmas June 10, 2025
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Legends Secret

A roblox group with the best admins! Basically becuase Kixg_Peyton is in it. Without him the group would be dead, so the group now is basically amazing because he's here. Peyton, however has several issues with some people at LS, They are irrelevant and jealous of Peyton's success. Peyton is also better than Apple, willa, and Cloudy eyes all together! Here's some reasons/ examples;
ApplePie712- Has a obsession over cookies, and her son is like older than her :/
Willa1234up- She likes so many boys here to the point where she is bootleg Taylor swift

Cloud- Calls peyton a bed wetter when she sleeps with a nightlight OOOOh

Legends Secret; Dude did you see that new island?!?
Other dude; Nope I'm gonna check it out!
by Skittle_Man June 26, 2018
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Secret dick

A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .
Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”

Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”
by Elaine! August 22, 2021
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Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.
A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.
by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018
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SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers

A society of teachers planning, either for making students miserable or taking over a school. Most SSOT are formed with school knowledge and have the principal as the leader or head.
The SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers created the SOLS to make students suffer.
by WelcomeNewWorld September 11, 2013
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I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️
by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024
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Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014
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