alarm cat

A back-up waking device in feline form. Gentler when it initially goes off, but if you press the snooze bar, is subsequently harsher (depending on how hungry it is).

Alarm cat: mrrrow....>lick< >kitty head-but< >paw-nudge<
Cat's person: (sleepily) Mmmmmsnorzzzzzz...
Alarm cat, five minutes later: MRRREEEOW...HISSSS! >CHOMP< >SCRRRRATCH<
Cat's person: AIIIYEEEEEEEEE! Alright! I'm up! I'm up!

by S. Osborn August 24, 2007

Cat Shagger

shane dawson

imma shag a cat because im shane dawson the cat shagger

by GMO Free October 2, 2019

Cat Butt

Noun:
The disgusting wrinkly red skin that forms on someone's earlobe when they stretch their piercings too quickly and don't moisturize. The result is a cat butt-esque hole.

Boy: Dayum girl... did you see when Maria took out her plugs? She had some serious cat butt, could have used some Holey Butt'r.

Girl: I know, seriously... she stretches too fast and has huge blowouts too. We should submit her picture to awful mods.

by Ken Kennedy December 16, 2012

scratch cat

The Scratch Cat is the mascot of Scratch and the default sprite when opening a new Scratch project.1 This can't be changed. It is also the outline for the default icon of new Scratch accounts, replacing a previous version that showed a human silhouette.2 The Scratch Cat is a trademark of MIT3 and was drawn by Wing Ngan.4 According to Scratch Team member ceebee, the Scratch Cat is nonbinary, meaning that the cat does not identify as strictly male or female in terms of gender.5 However, many users, even some Scratch Team members, use male pronouns for Scratch Cat.

"anytime i make a new project on scratch a scratch cat appears in the middle of the screen"

by Sakura_animates December 13, 2020

Nyan Cat

Nyan Cat is a looping video depicting a cartoon cat with a poptart attached to his back and flying through space while singing a repetitive "NYAN NYAN NYAN" sound and leaving a rainbow trail.

The video became a viral internet meme in YouTube.

ORIGIN:
The origin of such meme it's believed to be in the "Buttered Cat Paradox" which states that a buttered bread will allways land buttered side down and a cat will allways land on their feet, so attaching a buttered bread (or a poptart) on a cat's back will cause an anti-gravity effect making the cat to float indefinitly. (This doesn't explain the NYAN NYAN sound, but I believe that was added to the video just to make it cute... and annoying)

- What would happen if I tie a buttered bread to a cat's back?
- You'd get a Buttered Cat Paradox!! just like the Nyan Cat

by exacrom January 4, 2013

what cat

W...what cat?

Barney: You mean it's working? For real this time? Because... I still have nightmares about that cat.
Kleiner: No, no... there's NOTHING to be worried about.
Alyx: What cat?
Kleiner: We've made major strides since then.
Alyx: What cat!?

by RaspberryTimbre November 1, 2013

skin the cat

Term refers to a task which has several ways by which it can be completed. Often used in the expression "there are many ways to skin the cat" or by using "skin this cat" in place of "skin the cat."

My friends and I are going to start a business, but we don't even know where to begin because there are so many ways to skin the cat.

by CRubio April 21, 2007