phantom reminiscence

Phantom reminiscence takes place when one seems to reminisce about a past event that did not actually take place.

Dude 1: Why did you not come to me yesterday? I called you up twice.
Dude 2: But, you did not. A phantom reminiscence, I think.

by uttam maharjan January 20, 2010

the phantom

a monstrous disguise for a beautiful person

you act evil when you are not you ack like the phantom

by joestefl March 25, 2016

Phantom-plug

Whenever you have a butt plug in your asshole for a long period of time (12 or more hours) and once removed it still feels like your butt is still plugged. (Also known as ghost-plug)

After running errands all day long with a butt-plug in, when I got home and took it out I came to the realization that I had a bad case of phantom-plug

by Alikaza! March 7, 2023

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022

phantom upload

Fake term used as an excuse when one is caught with questionable photos on one's iPhone (note: often used in situations when the photos discovered are of other family members)

I don't know how they got there!!!! It was a phantom upload! That's not who I am!!!!

by DragonFire2678 January 18, 2015

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Phantom Chica

That one character from FNAF 3 that shares close resemblance to a watermelon.

Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Phantom Chica?
Person 2: The Watermelon? Yeah.

by Gibberishidkrisjjj December 17, 2024