stevens

A simp with a 401(k) and posts in /r/investing
Who's more autistic - r/wsb for yolo calls, or the stevens over at r/investing who still advise letting their 401k ride out a volatile 15% drop because it's better to leave your money in the market rather than time it, and after all it'll surely recover to break even in 4 years or so.
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leg 2- soooo hot
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Frikin Steven
Naomi: omg there’s Steven
Ben: Frikin Steven 🙄
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Steven is a big fricken colaaaa love me fr and a chemo from starwars btw he's fat
Steven is a big cola
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Steven is a rude person that likes to call u a furry all the time.
Steven is annoying
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Steven

The male version of a Karen, not to be confused with a Steve. Steves are nicer guys who don't call themselves by their full name, where Stevens are mean and annoying enough to call themselves by their full name.
"stop attacking me"
"ugh you are such a Steven"
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Malnourished monkey that snorted too much cocaine.
Archeologist in Amazon Rainforest: Is that a Monkey on crack?
Other Archeologist: No that's just a Steven.
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