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Santa

Santa is satan
Santa is nimrod
by Michaeljokeson December 20, 2020
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Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
by thehighyeast September 30, 2012
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Santa Fe

A slang term for being drunk. It represents the destination of being hammered.
That guys already downed 10 beers, he’s well on his way to Santa Fe.
by peaktundra August 12, 2023
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Santa

Santa is usually a fat guy who come to your house to give you presents but it's possible to be girl name and girls named Santa are really crazy and good friends they are always next to you if you ever meet Santa she's definently crazy and evil but she always gonna laugh with you. Name Santa is really rare.
person 1 : what's your name?
person 2 : Santa!
person 1 : omg I never met girl named Santa!? wanna be friends?
by wolfy_officially February 22, 2021
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Santa

A fat fucking pedo who sneaks down your chimney and rapes your mam sideways wen she has passed out in bed like the fat filthy prostitute she is be aware kidys santa is a fake cunt.
Santa is fake and fat
by 573 November 6, 2019
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Santa

A man that breaks into a house and eats your milk and cookie... He also give kids coal
by manwomen September 10, 2020
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santa claus moment

When a small child sits on Mankind's lap, causing him to realize his life calling as a Santa Claus.
"You had a Santa Claus moment," said an already living Santa Claus to Mankind. -from the documentary I am Santa Claus. 2014 .
by ElGatoGuapo October 12, 2017
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