cat cheeks

Hybrid cat shit and human butt cheeks, also known as something greatly superior.

Jeff- Man I ordered pizza last night, it was dog cheeks!

Bill- My sushi was so cat cheeks!

by TheJackBalls July 12, 2022

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

Cheeks

The voluptuous melon attached to the backs of Eric's and Tad's body which radiates enough energy to break the backs of any other cheeks that look at it.

I was watching erics cheeks on cheek hub

by Eric's Cheeks December 4, 2020

Chilly-cheeks Syndrome

What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.

I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018

big cheek hoe

my cat pumpkin after he ate so loud i woke up

"that big cheek hoe is in here again."

by STINKYONIONHOE October 28, 2022

Dazzle Cheeks

when he accidentally squirts on her butt cheeks making them glisten and dazzle like the thousands of stars up in the sky.

baby let me take you out someplace nice tonight. real nice. and if you behave i’ll give you dazzle cheeks when we get home.

by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021

popper cheeks shit

a very big spot that makes babies and makes you shit your4self

damm that a big popper cheeks shit and why does your ass smell like shit

by ragger52aa\ October 17, 2020