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dude wtf is wrong with german people?

dude wtf?

Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions
what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?

kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?
by sick fucks February 16, 2005
mugGet the dude wtf is wrong with german people?mug.

cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel

So cheap it's almost free.
This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...
by rickyboi January 11, 2016
mugGet the cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothelmug.
A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011
mugGet the Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.mug.

german house of fudge

A business in Germany where, for a fee, a person of your choosing will excrete upon your chest
Phil went into the german house of fudge for a good time
by Agame231 October 22, 2017
mugGet the german house of fudgemug.

Mountain German

A German-speaker who lives in the alpine region, most notably in Switzerland, Austria, Liechtenstein, and the Italian province of South-Tyrol.
Mountain German: "I'm Austrian, not German!"
American: "Yeah OK, mountain German"
by GameCreepr April 7, 2022
mugGet the Mountain Germanmug.

german chowline

At least 8 people, linked in a circle, ass to mouth. While the group are eating each other's asses, they are also shitting in one another's mouths.
Hey! would you guys like to come to my house for a german chowline tonight?
by Vern Asshandle December 20, 2015
mugGet the german chowlinemug.

Chin German

Austrian people.

So named because of the Hapsburg Dynasty which ruled Austria and parts of Europe for centuries. Because the Hapsburgs were inbred, they developed a physical deformity: an enlarged and lengthened chin, which was passed down through the genes of members of the Hapsburg family. Hence, Austrians are known as the chin Germans of the German family.
The ultimate German Nation includes the Swamp Germans, Mountain Germans, and Chin Germans. The Dutch, the Swiss, and the Austrians, respectively.
by Venboven May 11, 2020
mugGet the Chin Germanmug.

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