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Knee Slapper

A saying a person does when another person says an unfunny joke but you're being sarcastic about it, indicating it was the funniest joke you have ever heard in your life. (being sarcastic if you didn't get that)
"Hey Billy, why did the chicken cross the road?... TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" *laughs hysterically*

"What a knee slapper, Timmy!" *slaps knee*
by lovelyleftorgan777 May 4, 2022
mugGet the Knee Slappermug.

Knee-work

Blow job. Fellatio. Work done on one's knees.
"Man look at those knee-pads, she must have (give) a lot of knee-work."
by pcvbg26 August 29, 2011
mugGet the Knee-workmug.

<.7.9.7.6.>Left Forearm, Left Knee, Left Talus<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Left Forearm, Left Knee, Left Talus<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Left Forearm, Left Knee, Left Talus<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Left Forearm, Left Knee, Left Talus<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

controller knee balance

if a person can balance a video game controller on their knee for over 2 seconds they deserve sex from a person of their choice
person one: “hey bro! i finally got the controller knee balance”
person two: “you know what that means, time for you to fuck jessica
by pepe123englishpenis January 4, 2022
mugGet the controller knee balancemug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
mugGet the Parts Around Left Knee Insane Abscesses (Palkia): The First Juvenile Release.mug.

3-knees

SAYS A SUS JOKE
YOU ARE SUCH A 3-KNEES
by chargingvindiction4 March 11, 2025
mugGet the 3-kneesmug.

Whore Knee

The grazes you get on your knee's after having sex.
"How much dick did you take to get those whore knees??"

"Look at that whore knee, she must be a slut"
by Jettatura March 12, 2017
mugGet the Whore Kneemug.

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