neck no self

The act of slapping ones neck after an act of stupidity.

Person 1: "Africa is a country, right?"
Person 2: "That is a neck no self."

by momophen May 30, 2014

Extendable Neck

An extendable neck is a creature of whom appears in human form, But when in need of Food it's neck can extend upwards and then bend and flex all directions in order to consume It's prey. It Began It's life eating all the Dinner Plates, so much so that his mother had to begin using paper plates so That her Money would not be wasted on Expensive Plates that would go into his stomach. He then began eating His School Bags, Hence His school bag changed everyday Until eventually he gave up on them. When The Neck retartacts it forms a giant skinlike bulge on the outside of the creatures former human body and it just becomes a giant slug rolling wround everywhere leaving behind a trail of sweat due to the excessive heat between the former body and it's skin flaps created by the necks extensions. There is One Feamle Extendable although the original is male, The Female Is exactly the same except her origins come from to much physical bifn with the Original extendable and She Features more Buck Teeth & Frizzy Heat Damaged Hair. Other Names used For the main creature (male) = Extendy Neck, Extendy, Extendable, Extoondi, Mumbai & Mumbo.

Look, It's Extendable Neck!

Oh My Gosh Dosn't that guy resemble The Extendable Neck?

by Jason Savagal January 16, 2009

Respect the neck

Respecting someone’s neck it showing that you respect them as a whole human being if you wants to show respect to someone say that you respect there neck

I respect that mans neck.

This shows that you respect the man you are talking about. Respect the neck- the act of showing respect

by Pimp Daddy Lawg April 15, 2019

Mosh Neck

A pain in the neck caused by moshing or headbanging or both.

This term is a synonym for Bangover and Headbanger Whiplash.

Dude 1: Duuuuuude!!! Did you go to the (enter band of choice here) show last night?

Dude 2: Yaa dude it was moooost bodacious but I got serious mosh neck.

Dude 3: Bogus dude.

by Mr. MmmBongo August 23, 2011

neck cat

A Cat whom likes to mount an owner or trusted friends shoulder and drape him (or herself) over their shoulders.

That's a lovely scarf.. holy shit it's alive!" "Calm yourself, it's just my neck cat."

by Neothebird June 10, 2011

neck head

someone who deserves a neck
a very retarded person
a ver ridiculous person

Shut up neck head!
Whatever neck head!
Tell his neck headed self whats up!
He's the neck head masta flex!

by matB August 17, 2006

commit neck

COMMIT NECK NI🅱️🅱️A

Person 1: Hey dude
Person 2: Commit Neck
Person 1: *Slits his wrist and hangs himself on fan

by jakobk05 August 8, 2018