march 9th 2004 

When a QUEEN was born!!!✨😍

March 9th 2004 has the most beautiful girl😍✨

march 9th 2004 by its.keeraa January 14, 2018

march 7

fuck ur boyfriend's pussy day, for the trans boyfriends who don't have a dick

x: whatcha gonna do today
y: fuck my boyfriend's pussy cause is march 7

march 7 by suckurlefttitty April 6, 2021

March 15 

March 15 is 'the ides of March', the day that Julius Caesar died. If you're born on March 15, you're a little bitch and a bottom. You also cry too much if you were born on this day, pull it together you sissy.

My friend Lee was born on March 15, they're a bottom.

March 15 by venaath October 18, 2019

march 19

March 19 is certified national gay day. If you are born on this day you are a certified homosexual.

Person A: When were you born?
Person B: March 19? Why?
Person A: L

march 19 by ItsUnusual October 16, 2019

march marathon 

The act of jacking off the same number of times as the day. March 3rd, jack off 3 times that day.

Note: Mostly, only faggots do this.

March Marathon

march marathon by Centurion224 March 6, 2009

March 22nd 

My birthday.

Yay it's my birthday, March 22nd

March 22nd by Ifidiesoon March 22, 2021

March 23 

Give the ugliest guy at school head

Damn its March 23rd i better give Jerry some head

March 23 by bigduckenergy October 18, 2019