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Not today female Jim Jones

Letting a female Jim Jones know that she wasn't going to be getting the best of you today.
It wasn't enough to defeat me, not today female Jim Jones.
by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021
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frosty jim

Urinate in a condom, freeze the condom, and using it as a dildo
In the deepening gloom of dusk,
Neil embarks on an arcane task,
Drawing from shadows, and urine so grim,
To summon forth the entity, Frosty Jim.

With each arcane pour, dark whispers arise,
Echoes of forgotten sorrows and cries,
Golden droplets shimmering, within limbs so thin,
A chilling creation takes shape, the fearsome Frosty Jim.

Nan, drawn by a haunting lure,
Steps outside, the atmosphere pure,
An ominous presence, the world grows dim,
Facing the harrowing sight of her nightmarish whim.

Moonlight's pallor casts an eerie glow,
As they circle, shadows begin to grow,
Nan's heart races, every beat a hymn,
To the dance of dread with Neil and Frosty Jim.

Under a sky of foreboding, stars seem to scream,
A tableau of terror, too real to be a dream,
In the midst of this horror, their fate looking grim,
Bound eternally to the spectral Frosty Jim.
by mkahlaw September 19, 2023
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Jimmed

The act of temporarily misplacing your drugs ,sex toys, misalanious torture devices.
Hey has anyone seen my nipple clamps? I seem to have jimmed them somewhere
by That Mexican LT August 11, 2023
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Jim Fine

A man who can be a bit of a cut muscle and is usually into bestiality specifically donkeys
I don't like that cunt muscle Jim Fine, did you know he's into bestiality?
by OGAJ69 September 21, 2021
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Jim Jones

A cult leader that encouraged people to report on each other, kind of like Hitler. He also made a congregation where everyone (of all backgrounds/walks of life) was welcome, and seemed like a wonderful person to some of the people he manipulated.
The bubbly girl's behavior was becoming a lot like that of Jim Jones, to where nobody could question her actions (or authoritie). Everyone that did so was a hater that needed to be arrested or punished somehow.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
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Jim Job

Someone has to pry it open and James has to stick his skinny fingers in.
by Tipsy Siren December 5, 2020
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