I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?

I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?

I will visit dad too if he made a business but how?

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

He's a bitch, selfish fuck him killurself you're fucking retarded

by Beam beam coming home June 18, 2023

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

by zenissushi August 23, 2019

S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)

A variation of the S(he) be(lieved) meme with a bit more toot

‘S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)‘

‘He farted’

by Goatdire May 3, 2022

could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?

a paradox made up by stoners with nothing better to do

stoned guy 1)could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he couldn't eat it?
stoned guy 2)WHOOOOAAAAAA!!! i don't know.... what a thinker!!!
stoned guy 1)tell me about it

by EatMyFukk May 13, 2008

Jackoff Jeff Likes Em Like He Likes His Women

BIG! Jackoff Jeff likes em big enough to block him from the scorching sun on a hot summer day. Big enough to be considered jolly all year long, not just Christmas. Big enough to shop at Lane Giant and Torrid. Big enough to be considered pleasantly plump. Big enough to take up enough seating for three - him, her, and her other ass cheek.

Jeff's fav quote: Go BIG or go home with one who is

We all know Jackoff Jeff likes em like he likes his women - BIG

by one pissed off mama March 24, 2011

Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow

A saying that basically means "Go to hell" or "See you in hell."

Can also mean "I'd rather be in hell"

Jill- "Are you ready for that huge test in Science tomorrow?"
John- "Ugh! Might as well ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow."

Billy- "Hey stupid face! I bet you like to rape iguanas and lick your mothers clitorus!
Greg- "Asshole! Why don't you Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow!"

by GuyWhoSexedAFish April 25, 2009