Hawks

This mf has the jawbones capable of bringing back world peace. He's the guy your girlfriend is talking about. mans is cocky asf and is anything but a virgin.

Hey do you know the pro hero hawks?
No, No i dont Kyle.

by Lmao Stranger Stranger April 5, 2021

hawk-tuah

The sound one makes right before spitting on that thang. This move is typically done in bed but is not limited to that location and is usually done in a forceful manner.

I met a real nice girl last week while in Tennessee, she took me home and proceeded to suck the soul out of my body after spitting on my thang...the last thing I remember was her making a "hawk-tuah" sound, my thank got all wet and then my soul left my body.

by Mr. Poopy B. June 20, 2024

Shit Hawk

A Person who is being overly obnoxious. Trolling for the gold.

Wow yesterday i was a total Shit Hawk in the xbox live chat. SHITTTT HAWWWKKKK BUKAAAW

by gotit April 18, 2020

The Epstein and Hawking Connection

A reference to when Steven Hawking was rumored to be on the Epstein Documents, a User on X (Twitter) decided to fake some of the info on the documents. But. He was mentioned on a single email, has been recalled to have been seen on the private jet/Island. Some of the people known to have visited Epstein are:

Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
{REDACTED}
Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking

The Epstein and Hawking Connection: "Steven Hawking: I love watching Midgets (especially male) solving Theoretical physics while on a step ladder, butt ass naked.

by zekolonon March 20, 2024

hawk teeth

Hawk teeth is the action of giving a teethy, knobby, excruciatingly painful blow job from the chuzz to the point where the foreskin is being scraped off

Last night in my truck, Taylor gave me the hawk teeth. Worst night of my life.

by Chucklenuts_69 November 26, 2024

Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.

Shitty shit shitty shit hawk

by anonymous December 9, 2021

Hawk

Some people think of a hawk as a free spirited bird, when really a hawk is far more cautious than a human when you notice the little things about it. A hawk doesn't have money to buy groceries, or to buy guns, bow's and arrows, and gas to go hunting. A hawk has to depend on itself to survive. A human wouldn't last long trying to live like a hawk, a wolf, or a shark, which is why humans are nothing like these animals, they have nothing in common with them despite the repeated attempts of some to compare themselves to these animals (which is a lot like narcissism, if not plain narcissism).

The guy/girl was not like a hawk, he/she was like a guy/girl.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020